Nobody bullies Mutt. Just ask yesterday's blizzard. After being treated like a couple chumps all morning, me and my chariot swung by the local Les Schwab and got "chained up". That's our weapon up there, moments before we sliced the streets of Portland into frosty little onions. It's hard to express how awesome I feel right now. Yo blizzard, what up?
Okay, I lied. My girlfriend bought and hung the chains. Here she is admiring her handiwork. What a bad-ass.