Mutt, and the rest of Portland, just got smacked in the mouth by a bitchy, spiteful blizzard. That's me trying to dig my $100,000 Rodeo out of a glacier. And yes, that's a spade in my hands. Apparently they don't sell shovels in Portland. As fate would have it, ten minutes after this pic was snapped my chariot and I landed in another drift (and ten minutes later, yet another drift). What followed next wasn't pretty (for my girlfriend or my neighbors). And while it was a regrettable incident, I can tell you that a new swear word was invented--fuckicesnowshit.