Hello friends. So it's obviously been a long time since I last posted. And apparently some of you are quite angry and confused. While chugging tallboy vodkas at Lee Davis’s fifth going-away party last night, someone suggested that I apologize for neglecting the blog. Unfortunately that’s not in my nature. My mom taught me a long time ago never to admit fault and/or take blame. In her words, “It’s always best to point the finger, especially when there’s a lot at stake.” With this in mind, I’d like to blame the following people and circumstances:
The weather
Our clients
Mike & Steve
My girlfriend
Kellie Pederson
Mona
The Gap
My mom
Nick’s hair
The city of Portland
Whew. Now that we’ve buried that hatchet, let’s get back to having some fun.
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