Listen up cause I have some good news. Some of you may have heard of the phenomenon, Golden Year. That’s astrology speak for, your ship has come in. Now here’s the deal—I’m an Aquarius and 2009 is my Golden Year. Which means that, for the next 12 months a lot of awesome shit is gonna happen to Mutt. Now you can hate and stomp your feet at our good fortune. But that’s just the way it is. And besides, chill out…you’ll get your turn. Here’s a little taste of what awaits Mutt:
Okay, we’re getting ahead of ourselves. But seriously, here’s what the professionals have to say. My favorite part is, you will have support from VIPs. Dan and Dave, are you listening?