Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Jerk...I mean good job!

That’s Maggie Entwistle up there, and I’m writing to con, con, congratulate her on winning our fantasy football league. As the Commish and two-time defending champion, it’s my duty to be professional. But to be honest, I’m struggling. Only a month ago Maggie was nearly banished from the league for cheating. Though she was eventually exonerated, the whole fiasco left a bad taste in my mouth. A day-old tuna sandwich bad taste. But as a Mutt of his word, I must honor Maggie’s sordid march to the top. Kudos Mags, 2009 Fantasy Football Championa.

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