Sunday, April 26, 2009

86 Mr. French.

The partners decided yesterday, by a vote of 3-0, to terminate our relationship with Mr. French’s Coffee. On the heels of an ugly incident in which Mr. French upbraided Steve for ordering “too much f@#*ing coffee”, we had no choice but to sever ties. No one humiliates us Mutts in public (privately, it’s quite alright). And more importantly how dare he mock us, his most loyal customers, for trying to order coffee…in a coffee shop! Obviously Mr. French is working through some issues. And this isn’t the first time he’s come unglued in the midst of a mildly stressful order. That being said, I’d encourage you to swing by Mr. French’s (at least once) not to sample the coffee, but simply to watch the man melt down. It’s quite a sight.

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