Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Portland Smiles.

Social scientists recently labeled Portland the “most depressed” city in America. I can’t recall the criteria used in this study. But I can say that, based on today, these geniuses might want to rethink their results. For those of you who have the misfortune of not being in Portland right now, the sun is high in the sky, the Weinhard's is flowing and Mt. Hood is lording over our city the way Raquel Welch used to lord over my adolescent room. Now that’s what I call science.

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