Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Metro Steve

Steve is a well dressed man, although, he can't quite take credit for it. Rachel, his wife and local fashion designer, is behind every one of Steve's looks. When asked when the last time he dressed himself, Steve said, "Um.....That was another lifetime."

The point here is this: Rachel likes to make Steve look good. And Steve likes to look good for Rachel. So he may occasionally partake in some metro activities like manicures, pedicures and facials. But, as he's a partner in a start-up company, times are a bit tough and he's looking to save cash whenever possible. So, he's devised a simple, yet I think effective solution to the facial. It's pictured below.

Now you see, in a bowl mix one part witch hazel, one part extra virgin olive oil and one part oatmeal. Stir thoroughly. Then apply a thin layer of the mixture to the back of a wall cling. Ta Da! Something Luker didn't seem to consider was a breathing hole...

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