And it's about to lose its life. I know, I know…what an appalling thing to say, especially here in the Pac Northwest. But guess what? I’m not from here, I’m from Ohio…and that squirrel’s about to get jacked. He's been banging around my rafters for over a year. At this point, he knows I can’t get to him so he’s starting to play mind games. Not gonna get into details, because I’ll only get mad. Just know that by the end of this month, that little fucker will be captured, quartered, tried, waterboarded and executed by hand…slowly.
PS...Shuffles and Murphy, I'll be calling soon.
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Maybe we can negotiate a group rate?
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