Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Hail, Hail to Satan!
The detriments of working in the ghetto have been well documented (see feces post). But I must say, there is never a dull moment on the proverbial wrong side of the tracks. As I write this, a marching band is practicing outside my window. But not just any marching band. Apparently, these high-stepping lettermen are members of Satan's Church. And right now, they're beating their little hearts out in honor of Mr. Mephistopheles. The music isn't bad. But it does sound a little disorganized and off key, as though unsuspecting angels are being beaten to a bloody pulp. Maybe I'll stroll over there and request a satanic version of Hail to the Victors.