Thursday, March 5, 2009

86 the Plunger.

In case you're wondering, chicken nuggets are so yesterday. Today, my friends, I want to talk to you about hot dogs. Now I realize times are tough. And that it's not exactly prudent to drop ten grand on a toilet. But I would encourage you to think again. As President Bush reminded us after 9/11, the best way out of this mess is to keep spending. And honestly, I can't think of a better investment in my future than a toilet capable of flushing 18 large hot dogs in one sitting. Not that my typical output is equivalent to 18 large hot dogs. But one never knows. And as my pal Mutt Murphy reminded me, in uncertain times a powerful toilet can go a long way.

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