Tuesday, March 31, 2009
My Sister Can Kick Your Ass.
On the topic of kicking ass, allow me to introduce my sister Vicki. That’s her up there preparing to go on her first date. Personally, I thought she was a bit too young. But it wasn’t really my call at the time. Anyway, my sister is, has been and will forever be my hero. Like any older sister, she’s done some awful things to me, i.e., stealing from my piggybank, grinding my head into the driveway, slamming doors in my face, dominating the remote or calling me “soft” in front of my high school girlfriend. But that’s all water under the bridge. And more importantly, my sister made me the man I am and I love her dearly. Here’s to you Sissy Poo.