Just had a troubling run-in with Employee #1. Her name is Paige, and apparently she is not a follower of this blog. When asked why she sniffed, "Because I'm too damn busy." Before you erupt in anger, let me also point that Paige is like 20 years-old and should be able to walk, talk, text and tweet in her sleep (let alone read this damn blog). Not sure what the manual calls for, but I'm thinking about instituting a Clockwork Orange-type program where Paige is submitted to Scotty McLuker posts for 48 straight hours.