I watched Australia this weekend; it was slightly less painful than the compound fracture I suffered 20 years ago. What a mystifyingly stupid film. That being said, I learned a lot from this movie. Unbeknownst to me, Australians are very hateful and aggressive. They treat aborigines like shit (I already knew that, courtesy of Midnight Oil), they can’t handle their liquor and they treat their women like dogs. It’s funny, but I actually considered going there to see my friend Sudeep. Not anymore. Guess I’ll just have to settle for the Outback Steakhouse.