It’s important to stay hydrated at work. Especially when you’re as active as I am. When my cells are sufficiently hydrated, my strategic thinking is off the charts. And when I’m pouring tanks of liquid down my throat with this rugged Vietnam-era canteen, I feel like a man. Granted, I may not be making much of a fashion statement, but at least I’m thinking about my child’s future. Apparently, this is of no importance to my plastic-cup using partners.