So my good buddy Jose Cabaco is back in town. That's Portuguese for Joe Horse. Joe used to be the ECD at Euro RSCG, until he realized he was worthless without my strategic insights. Last night I invited Joe to my favorite blue collar bar, the Mock Crest, where he proceeded to sip Coke, comb his hair and tweet. Words can't describe how happy we are to have Joe back. He's a good man, made even better by his new designer boots and pleated pants.