Friday, March 6, 2009

We Legit.

It's not exactly the Declaration of Independence, but that right there is the Mutt Operating Agreement. Among other things, it binds us together for the entirety of our adult lives. I won't bore you with the details, but there are a few nuggets of interest. For example, Bylaw 10.5 (i) prohibits "the consumption of alcoholic beverages prior to creative presentations" and, in the case of breach, recommends a violent intervention on behalf of one of the partners (preferably with a claw hammer). Also, in the unlikely event of bankruptcy, Mike and I will be given full access to the bottomless Luker estate.

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